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Con te partiro

February 23, 2007

Farty O’Breakshisbones (dec) has begun the holiday safely, rather than risk himself on the danger of the pizza, he’s gone for chips. So potatoes then. National stereotype’s truly safe. Ant’s consideration for all mankind has extended to small yellow things to shove in one’s aural canal. Dave is dumbstruck with a mixture of horror for what he’s in for and bliss for being on holiday.

I’m tingling to the jingling of Ant’s thighs.