The only ass that matters
February 23, 2007Mushy may have his Norwegian striker and Bingo may have his home of the Norse gods but when it comes to protecting one’s posterior, I’m not taking any chances. The Irishman in me has no choice but to go with the 44-foot yacht used to smuggle guns from Imperial Germany to Irish rebels back in 1914*.
When it comes to gear for your rear there really can be no compromises which is why the serious novice has no choice but to go with the Impact Shorts from Dainese. Not only are they snug and protective but once I flash this baby in one of the local tavernas, those mountainy Austrian women will be putty in my hands.
I’m impressed that they are catering to geriatric women in snowboarding attire nowadays. The sport must have really taken off.
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